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<B>Now that millions have read and seen <I>Twilight</I>, where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essential guide. </B><BR><BR> Vampires are all around-books, movies, TV, comics- infiltrating our culture like never before. But what happens if one should run into a real vamp on the street? <I>Vampire Taxonomy</I> is the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. For the reader's protection, Meredith Woerner reveals the truth about: <BR><BR> <B>*Sunlight sensitivity</B>-Do vamps venture out in the day or stick solely to the evening hours? <BR><BR> <B>*Physiology</B>-When ready to feed, do they change appearance or simply lure with the seductive flash of a fang? <BR><BR> <B>*Dress</B>-Are they decked out in leather with aspirations of becoming the first vampire rock stars or do they cling to Gothic robes and ruffled collars? <BR><BR> <B>*Diet</B>-Are they waging a never-ending struggle against the temptation of human blood or do they view the world as their personal blood buffet? <BR><BR>
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Sardonic and merciless, this satire of the entire apocalyptic enterprise provides a humorous and timely interpretation of the bestselling Left Behind series-the adventures of those "left behind" to battle the Anti-Christ after all Born-Again Christians have ascended into heaven. From predatory preachers and goth lingerie to Indian casinos and "art cars" at Burning Man, this religious spoof deftly pairs the personal with the fictional. Featuring an extensive author interview and biography, this contemporary parody also includes the unique one-act drama, Special Relativity, which asks the question: When Paul Robeson, J. Edgar Hoover, and Albert Einstein are raised from the dead at an anti-Bush rally, which one wears the dress?
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From Utah's Best Friend Sanctuary (featured on National Geographic's Dogtown) to the temples of Northern Thailand, the uproarious yet bizarrely educational tales recounted in this collection offer an outrageously fresh perspective on the world of animal rescue. Not a typical collection of warm and fuzzy shelter dog tales for the soul, the satirical wit delivers a wildly irreverent ride through a life spent among man's best friends.
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The first volume of the <i>Harvard Lampoon</i> appeared in February, 1876. Written by seven undergraduates and modeled on <i>Punch</i>, the British humor magazine, the debut issue took the                                 Harvard campus by storm. United States President Ulysses S. Grant was advised not to read the magazine, as he would be too much &amp;quot;in stitches&amp;quot; to run the                                 government.<br><br><br><i>From the Trade Paperback edition.</i>
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A mini version of the wildly popular <I>New York Times </i>bestseller, THE BRO CODE, by <I>How I Met Your Mother </i>character and "ultimate bro," Barney Stinson.
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<title>French, Nancy A Red State of Mind: How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle (Adobe EPUB) eBook</title>
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A columnist for the "Philadelphia Daily News," Nancy French blends her hilarious fish-out-of-water tale with humorous observations about the South's obsession with everything from church attendance to the blue-state notion that red staters think as slowly
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A columnist for the "Philadelphia Daily News," Nancy French blends her hilarious fish-out-of-water tale with humorous observations about the South's obsession with everything from church attendance to the blue-state notion that red staters think as slowly
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Every Thursday, Jaime Crandall sings for the residents of the Final Rest retirement community. One day Jaime goes missing, and her best friend, Tania Bellows, is found dead on South Beach.   Jaime was last seen at a surprise party hosted by the nephew of one of Miami's biggest drug lords. Jaime is an innocent singer on the cusp of national stardom, not a drug user or party girl.   When the police refuse to explore Tania's murder, and then close the case on Jaime's kidnapping, the residents of the Final Rest rise to the cause. They form the Varicose Vigilantes, a group of senior citizens dedicated to finding Jaime, and then ridding the world of illegal drugs.   In this edgy and hilarious tale, a group of aging retirees must break the crusty chains of age, and create a new paradigm for living. Only then can they find Jaime Crandall, stop a global white slavery ring, take down Miami's biggest drug dealers, foil a terrorist plot that will make 9/11 look like a rehearsal.   This poignant story will make you laugh and cry. It will touch you in places long-since dormant. It will re-awaken hope in your heart and strength in your soul. It will make you optimistic for the future, knowing that anything, if you believe, is possible.   Jay Lumbert has combined his unparalleled experience in global finance with is extraordinary imagination to create one of the greatest series in the fiction marketplace today.   The Varicose Vigilantes continues the saga of Jack Trance, the reluctant government operative who is destined to save mankind, whether he wants to or not.   Except this time, it is Trance's uncle, Tony, that is our hero. To help save a kidnapped girl and take down Miami's most powerful drug dealer, Tony's fellow residents of The Final Rest Retirement Community band together to form a powerful new force - the Varicose Vigilantes.  Trance lives within the world of espionage. He has a deep love for his nation. He also has a conscience and a soul. In war, the necessities of action create great conflict between the two. Trance must always balance his sense of duty to nation with his duty to mankind.  The Varicose Vigilantes prove that power can be overcome with humor, experience and a deep sense of justice. The Vigilantes prove that age isn't what makes us old. Youth isn't what makes us young. Attitude is as important as years. The mind is powerful, and a mission in life is everything.   Jay Lumbert's books explore the most powerful forces of mind and matter. They explore the role of God and the rules of law. They reveal the forces of nature, weaving science and religion into stories about the global problems and conflicts of today. These are books that let us escape into page-turning stories. They are also ones that help us explore our own role in life and in the universe. They help us look inside ourselves, to understand how we act and how we think. They help us see the best in ourselves. They help us see possibilities.  If you are looking for something fun to read, these are the perfect books. They blend high-voltage plots with action and humor. If you are looking for something more, that is here, too. There is deep intellectual meaning hidden beneath the surface of these words, if you want to explore it. The great thing is, Jay gives us the choice, and that, my friends is truly rare in today's world of thriller fiction.
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An unstoppable collection of the most hardcore figures who ever strapped on chain mail and ran screaming into battleThroughout historyfrom the bone-crushing age of antiquity to the sack-tearing modern erathere have been larger-than-life ass-kickers with a natural talent for unleashing their epic bloodlust on anyone who crossed them. They built empires, smashed armies, and ravaged civilizations for wealth, glory, and ultimate supremacy. Sometimes villains, sometimes heroes, sometimes criminally insane, they had one thing in common: They were all . . . Badass!Chandragupta MauryaAn Indian warlord who commanded an army of drunken war elephants and employed an elite detachment of highly trained female bodyguardsPeter FranciscoAn unsung hero of the American Revolution, this powerful giant battled the British with a massive five-foot-long broadswordWolf the QuarrelsomeA mysterious barbarian leader who only appears in history twiceand both times he's kicking someone's assBhanbhagta GurungA fearless Gurkha who won the Victoria Cross by clearing out six Japanese foxholes with nothing more than grenades, a bayonet, and a knifeFrom Alexander the Great to George S. Patton, from Genghis Khan to Bruce Lee, this pantheon of ass-kicking awesomeness should inspire you to quit your stupid job and dive headfirst into a new career as a professional badass.
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Reading may be dead, but books are alive and well   What good are books, you may be wondering, if we're not going to read them? What are we even doing in this bookstore? Not to worry! It turns out that there are literally thousands of things to do with these chunky stacks of bound tree pulp. Fun, exciting, adventurous, creative things. In fact, this familiar rectangular object suddenly offers enough dazzling new interactive possibilities to, yes, fill a book. This book. From re-creating world wonders to settling marital disputes, entertaining dinner guests to channeling your inner secret agent, here are fifty wonderfully zany things to do with all your favorite books.
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This is Why You're Fat is a visual gallery of over the top junk food porn from the ThisisWhyYoureFat.com, the blockbuster site that pulled in over ten million views in its first month. A hilarious pop culture masterpiece from Jessica Amason and Richard Blakeley, This is Why You're Fat features the most delicious and disgusting food photos around.
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Lipshtick , a series of humorous, autobiographical essays, is a foray into personal preoccupations that no one likes to admit to-at least not publicly-which is precisely what has made macsai's award-winning essays heard on NPR over the least seven years so popular.  Whether explaining why women really go to the bathroom in twos, describing breasts after pregnancy as "lifeless blobs of fat that look like they took a running dive off my chest and never quite made it to the floor" or delving into the one thing a girl likes least - - chin hair -- Macsai brings readers the funniest and most unusual thoughts from the cobwebbed corners of her backyard and her own brain.
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Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . . Outside the temperature's dropping. The snow is falling, blanketing the world in white. Sleigh bells are jingling. Soon it will be that most wondrous time of the year! That time of flesh-devouring zombie horror! Yes, Christmas is on its wayand all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You'd better watch out! Santa Claws is coming to townand he knows who's been naughty, who's been naughtier . . . and who'll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti! In celebration of this merry macabre season, we present a peerless compendium of more than two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus, Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally, and We Three Spleens are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song! And sing loudlyto drown out all the screaming.
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<B>More facts! Less substance! The newest entry in the #1 <I>New York Times</I> bestselling Useless Information series.</B><BR><BR> The useless information never ends in the newest, most crucially meaningless entry in the Useless Information series. This latest cornucopia of amazingly pointless facts and figures will have trivia buffs marveling at all the things they never needed to know.
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They threw the book at Madoff. Now here's the book he needs. <P>While many books are offered for the CEO who aims to survive the cutthroat competition of the corporate jungle, not a single one offers to help those same CEOs when the law catches up with them. That is, until now.<P>This book offers valuable advice for those executives who have cooked the books, and now find themselves paying the price. Borowitz covers all aspects of prison life, from exit strategies (prison-break tips) to ways of keeping the business acumen sharp (how to make the Warden your most valuable employee) to prison cell feng shui and even self-defense (how to use this book as a deadly weapon). Convicted corporate executives should look at this time spent in prison as an opportunity, rather than a disadvantage. New business contacts can be established, new management strategies tested-time can even be spent working on the golf game so it says sharp for ten, twenty, however many years.Direct from Bernie Madoff's cellmate, <I>Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison</i> is loaded with helpful tips, including: <blockquote><li>Complete Corporate-Speak/Prison Slang Glossary</li><li>How to earn $$$ making vanity license plates</li><li>Trophy wives, and how to avoid becoming one</li><li>How to avoid getting back-stabbed literally</li></blockquote><P>Don't forget, <I>Who Moved My Soap?</i> will be both small enough to fit in the pocket of your prison uniform, but also thick enough to hollow out and hide cigarettes in!<P><I>Who Moved My Soap?</i> is a must read for any white collar criminal. CEOs headed to the Big House will now have something to read to help them pass the time. It's also a must read for those of us who were fleeced by them.
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A publicist to the underworld must fight offa Master Vampire who's after her rolodex while also fighting her attraction to a sexy vampire.
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<B>Deranged devices and comic contraptions from the highly inventive genius behind the hilarious <I>Book of Bunny Suicides</I></B><BR><br>Much like his hero, Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci, bestselling author Andy Riley is not <I>just</I> an artist (or a liar)-he's an inventor. Imagine, if you will:<BR><br> The easily assembled Pole-Dancing-Club-in-a- Briefcase for stranded businessmen<br> Christmas tree ornaments that provide surveillance to instantly tell Santa if you've been bad or good<br> A high-speed police response unit aptly named the Cop Catapult<br> The Arsehole Trap, which can clear an average size town of arseholes in a single day with its promise of <I>Big Brother</I> auditions Like a twenty-first-century Rube Goldberg on the wrong mix of meds, Andy Riley has created elaborate inventions that are often side-splittingly sociopathic and never short of patently hysterical.
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<b><big><blockquote>Will Rogers once said he never met a man he didn't like. I feel the same about beer.</blockquote></big></b><P>George Wendt and beer have shared a lot over the years: good times, great stories, useless trivia, and a successful show business career. In <I>Drinking with George</i>, Wendt invites readers to crack open a cold one and pull up a seat at the bar as he celebrates the indelible, intoxicating beverage.<P>Through personal stories and fascinating facts, Wendt delivers an ode to beer and all its irresistible peculiarities. In between spinning hilarious and frank tales of his own imbibing adventures -- from taking a first sip of his grandfather's Bud as a child in Chicago to a beer-fueled impromptu performance with Woody Harrelson and the U.S. Women's Synchronized Swimming Team -- he leaves no stone unturned in his quest to reveal and relish every detail about his favorite beverage.<P>What's the real difference between lager, stout, and ale? How do you convert your lady into a beer-lover? How many different ways are there to say "drunk"? What do you do when your beer is warm and you want to drink it now? Wendt answers all of these questions and more as he explores the vast cultural history of brews and tackles basic bar theory.<P>The next best thing to a barstool and a pint, <I>Drinking with George</i> is all the fun -- without the hangover.
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Adam Wasson is the coauthor of <i>The Self-Destruction Handbook</i>. His three-year-old daughter already beats him at Scrabble, but that&amp;#8217;s because she uses words like                                 <i>wxiblhee</i>.<br><br><br><i>From the Trade Paperback edition.</i>
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In his 30th rollicking chronicle of the enchanted land of Xanth, Piers Anthony reveals unexplored new dimensions of his magical realm. Stork Naked tells the tale of Surprise Golem, an expectant mother who has just lost her brand-new baby!  For in Xanth, l
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With this handbook today's independant woman can easily avoid meaningful relationships with aplomb. The 101 strategies are fully explained, may be used alone or in combination and include tips such as using baby talk in bed and be brutally honest.
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<B>Good, clean humor about a dirty word<I>liberalism</I></B> <BR><br>Watch out, blue-staters: Brad Stine is about to spoil your party. This conservative Christian comedian doesn't use profanity to get laughs, just good old-fashioned common sense. In <I>How to Think Right</I), Stine takes aim at a host of sacred cows, delivering hilarious and insightful commentary on topics such as How Liberals Have Created a Nation of Wusses, How Bumper Stickers Can Teach You Religion and Science, and Why Dangerous Toys are Good for America's Kids. For anyone who's had enough of latte-drinking, Volvo-driving, politically correct liberal America, <I>How to Think Right</I> will come as a breath of fresh airif only you can stop laughing.
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